A Girl's Real Best Friend

As I live a rather busy life, I often cannot make my evening schedules match up with those of my lovers, making naughty time with another person unacceptably rare (well, rare in my opinion. I'm sure a couple times a week is acceptable to some). While this causes me no end of frustration, especially when my hormones are raging and every man is looking oh-so-delicious, there is a way in which I can achieve a small amount of reprieve - the Battery Operated Boyfriend.

While some girls have many different types of BOBs, I only have one, partly because it does the job well enough and partly because I'm cheap and would rather buy groceries than sex toys. I know, my priorities are WAY out of line. I never thought about naming my vibrator until a young gentleman I sext regularly asked me about my toys. As a result of his musings I decided to name my toy Doc, as it is a Doc Johnson product and I wasn't feeling particularly creative about names, though I think it'll be fun to say "I made a visit to the Doc" as a euphemism for masturbating. :)

Many of my friends are surprised that I only have one vibrator, but Doc is so effective he's the only one I need. As the "Lucid Dream #14" model (in purple, for those pervs who really wanna know), Doc was awarded the "Best Maxi Vibe 2007" award by Women's Health, so you know it's good. It's waterproof, silent, has adjustable vibrating settings, and the vibrating bullet is located in the perfect spot to hit the ever elusive "G Spot", all of which make it a very good choice for sex toy novices and pros. I may have chosen it because it was my favorite color and I liked the promise of it being silent, but Doc has been very helpful in making me very comfortable on those long, lonely nights. My only critique is that it's too long (yes guys, there is such a thing), which is fine when I want a good grip, but not so good when I have limited space for flexibility.

But I am happy with what pleasure tools I have at my disposal, and am very happy with my very special friend. Now if someone wanted to gift me a special friend solely for anal penetration, that would be amazing...