Worktime Flirtations

So, I work at a dining hall on campus, which is one of the most miserable jobs out there. Most of my coworkers don't last past a single semester, and I am currently on my third year there, making me one of the longest lasting student employees. My coworkers can't figure out how I'm still here, and there is only one real reason as to why I've managed to stick it out so long - massive flirtation.

Yes, I flirt with my coworkers to keep myself from getting bored. At the beginning of the semester, I tend to choose one or two cute gentlemen from either the kitchens or the dish room, and proceed to flirt outrageously until the end of the semester. Currently, I have two young gents who I chat with on a regular basis, and it has made things a lot more interesting.


The first young lad is actually about 5 years my senior, a Computer Science grad student who came here from Chennai. He is beyond adorable, and incredibly shy. When I first started talking to him I thought he hated me because he only gave one word answers, but I soon discovered that he has a stutter, which I only found more endearing. I have to resist the urge to hug him all the time.

The other young gent that I chat with is young, being 18. Normally I wouldn't flirt with someone younger than me, but he is the first person to respond to my innuendo with his own dirty jokes, and so I cannot help myself. It is so much fun to talk with someone who is quick on his feet, and he has endeared himself to me. It also helps that he managed to get one of the adult chefs to leave me alone (he kept harassing any students who he saw me chatting with, since he randomly decided that he had "claimed me"). I'm thinking of rewarding him with an all expenses paid trip to a strip club, as every young man needs a girl to give him a lap dance.